December 21, 2005

• What do you do when your room is a chaotic display of disorganized confusion and paraphernalia, but you have no motivation whatsoever to clean it up? Do you....

  
  

  1) Ignore the mess, humming quietly to yourself when you are in your room, staring at the ceiling, while consequently tripping ever few steps as you try to voyage through your room?

  
  

  2) Face the fact that you are a slob, call yourself all kinds of mean names, but continue on with life as it is, reconciling yourself that you are a hopeless case and can never change?

  
  

  3) Put a "Hazardous Area. Do Not Enter" sign on the outside of your door, and being the law-abiding citizen that you are, do just that?

  
  

  4) Dig around through the piles on the floor to find the necessary items of life, pack them up into a suitcase, and move out?

  
  

  5) Make signs and picket around your door in protest against your own habits?

  
  

  6) Or do you buckle down, discipline yourself and your detestable habits, and clean your room?

  
  

  Ah, decisions, decisions! But naturaly, this tragic senario is merely a hypothetical question and has no bearing whatsoever upon the current state of my room.

  • 10:46 pm
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